God's gonna punish you.

Little Bobby

What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?

Dean

Expert on Lovecraft: You know, trench coat: looks like Columbo, talks like Rain Man.

Okay, so what, angels got their hands on some DeLoreans?

Dean

Balthazar: I hated the movie.
Dean: What movie?
Balthazar: Exactly.

Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Castiel: Pardon me?
Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski.
Sam: Padalecki.,
Dean: What?
Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure.

Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do.

Dean: Where've you been?
Castiel: Jerusalem.
Dean: Oh. How was it?
Castiel: Arid.

I'm his father.

Henry

Together we can make Hell great again!

Crowley

I'm Agent Bonham, this is Agent Copeland.

Dean

If I wasn't so chill right now, I'd puke.

Dean

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean