All right, Casper... where are you at?

Dean

So you just hit the virginity do-over button and all is good with the man upstairs?

Dean

Sex has always felt, I don't know, good. I mean, really, really good. But sometimes it just makes you feel bad. You’re drunk, you shack up, then it’s the whole morning thing, "Hey, that was fun," and then adios. Always the adios.

Dean

Dragons? Those are a thing?

Jody

The things you can do. The scene with the tacos. It made want to join a mariachi band just to be near you.

Dean

I guess because every woman I've ever had relations with... it hasn't ended well.

Sam

You can't take the trick out of the trickster.

Gabriel

Bitch, please. You've been God more often than Dad has.

Gabriel

We're not into this five minutes, you're already going Liam Neeson on his ass.

Dean

What makes a story work? It is the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext? And who gives a story meaning? Is it the writer? Or you? Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story and let you decide.

Metatron

You want to sneak onto the Death Star, take out the Emperor?

Sam

Dean: Do I know you?
Becky: No, but I know you.

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean