Sam: What language is it in?
Bobby: Da Vinci Code.

Sam: Why don't you cut to the chase and just roll in it?
Dean: I rarely have wealth.

You rocks think you're so smart.

Dean

How's Memento doing over there?

Bobby

Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?

Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.

Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.

Victim of Death [to Dean]: Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?
Dean: Everything is dust in the wind.
Victim of Death: That's it? A Kansas song?
Tessa: Sorry. He's new.

Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene.

Dean

Best purchase I made since Dick Cheney.

Crowley

I learned that from the pizza man.

Castiel

Karma's a bitch, bitch.

Dean

Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

Just because you're blood doesn't mean you're family. You have to earn it.

Dean

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Dean