Supernatural

Supernatural Season 6 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 6 Episode 4: "Weekend at Bobby's"

Bobby: You may be king of the dirt bags here, but in life, you were nothing but a two-bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt.
Crowley: Just trying to hit double digits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crowley: I'll save you the recap. In fact I'll do the short hand for you. "I want my soul back idgit." 'Fraid not. "But I'm surly and I got a beard. Gimme." Blah, blah, blah. Homespun insult. Witty retort from yours truly. The bottom line is you get bubkis. Are we done?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: So how about you two sack up and help me for once!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: Sam, Dean, I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes...sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self absorbed, sons of bitches I ever met. I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you. Everything! You need some lore scrounged up. You need your asses pulled out of the fire. You need someone to bitch to about each other. You call me and I come through. Every! Damn! Time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: (after killing a monster) I thought your chipper was broke.
Marcy: I just said that to get you over here.
Bobby: Well, I guess I could come over for dinner some night. Might be fun.
Marcy: I don't think so
Bobby: Story of my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Have you seen anything ... weird?
Marcy: You mean besides you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Marcy: I love scary movies. Hey, have you seen "Drag me to Hell?"
Bobby: Trying to avoid it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 3: "The Third Man"

Sam: Were you racing me?
Dean: No, I was kicking your ass.
Sam: Very mature.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Why are you buying human souls anyway?
Balthazar: In this economy? It's probably the only thing worth buying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castiel: I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: I was expecting more Dr. No, less Liberace.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castiel: What part of "I don't know" escapes your understanding?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castel: Dean and I do share a more profound bound. I wasn't going to mention it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Who died and made you boss?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 2: "Two and a Half Men"

Dean: We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: [putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: You've got a whole Dr. Huxtable vibe coming off you. You're like... father material.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.
 • Rating: Unrated

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