Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Dude, they put freakin make up on us. Those bastards.

Dean

I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.

Dean

Producer: Well, we can clean up, reset the window. Takes about 95 minutes, basically, so we have to blow off the scene where they sit on the Impala and talk about their feelings.
Bob Singer: Ha! Right. You answer the hate mail.

Hey, you leave my baby alone! She's got nothing to do with this!

Dean

Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What's a Snooki?
Dean: That's a good question.

We've been Parent Trapped.

Dean

I don't like the way Kim Cattrall is looking at me.

Dean

So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?

Dean

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.

Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.

Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

If the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

Dean