Shark Week, man. How do you not watch that? A whole week of sharks.

Dean

Sam: They think the ball washer did it.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball washer.
Dean: The what?
Sam: The ball...

Sam: I thought you said no hot chicks?
Dean: We don't know that she's hot.

Sam: So we got dick on Dick?
Dean: Well, that's a vivid way of putting it.

Everybody loses everybody and then one day, boom. Your number's up. But at least you're making a difference. So enjoy it while it lasts because hunting is the only clarity you're going to find in this life.

Eliot

Eliot: Let's kill that bastard because that...
Dean: Is the Chicago way.
Chicago way?
Eliot: Who talks like that.
Dean: Sean Connery.

Eliot: He's from the future.
Dean: Gas costs four bucks, you get cheese out of a spray can, and the president is a black guy. I could go on.

Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?

Dean

Sam: What's the plan here?
Dean: Don't die.

You gonna look at more anime or are you strictly into Dick now.

Sam

Sam: I can't believe I'm about to say this but, I hope your watching cartoon smut because reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.
Dean: It's called anime. And it's an art form.

Dean: What should we do?
Frank: Stay away or if we're stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel