Favorite That 70's Show Quotes
Fez: I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric: No, it doesn't work that way with guys.
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent?
Red: Forman, party of two.
Hostess: Okey dokey, that'll be about two hours.
Red: Here's twenty bucks.
Hostess: Okay, we'll have something in fifteen minutes.
Red: You don't want this place to burn down twice do you?
Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.
Red: I thought so. Well, it looks like it's our lucky night.
Oh no, Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam! Farewell sweet Dick!
Fez
Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.
Red: Oh and uh, here's a 20.
Laurie: Will that cover for gas?
Kitty: Oh well, honey, give her another 10 just in case.
Eric: You know, I could use some gas money.
Red (laughs): Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops.
Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
Destroy: Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken? Why did you do something stupid like buy a stupid, broken tap? What are you? Stupid?
Kelso: It wasn't broken until you broke it!
Oh, Laurie, I remembered I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser on account of I hate you.
Eric
All this food for 45 cents? It is unbelievable! (He takes a bite of his food, then pushes away his tray) Oh...I see.
</i> Fez
Why are you guys all sitting on one side of the table, huh?
Jackie
Fez: She [Jackie] will crush him [Kelso], yes?
Hyde: Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.
Fez (laughing): My forefathers were not Mayan.
Hyde: Like anyone cares.
