Favorite That 70's Show Quotes
Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.
Eric, I love your grandmother very, very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
Red
Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
Kelso: I don't see why you can't just serve us our food, Frank. We are paying customers, you know?
Frank: Hey, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
Kelso: You have both your legs, Frank.
Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.
I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood.
Fez
Oh, Laurie, I remembered I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser on account of I hate you.
Eric
Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lameass part with the accountants.
Hyde
All this food for 45 cents? It is unbelievable! (He takes a bite of his food, then pushes away his tray) Oh...I see.
</i> Fez
(playing a KISS record backwards)
Mr. Erdman: There it is!... Devil loved me, Devil lives! It's clear as day! (Fez laughs) What's funny?
Fez: In my language, the record just said, 'I want to sex your monkey!'...Which I have never done!
Eric: Hey, Dad. Can I talk to you for a sec? Do you think that Hyde can stay for dinner?
Red: Eric, again? I can't afford to feed your friend. I can't even afford to feed you, but the law requires me to!
Red: Pork chops? I thought we agreed do stick to a budget! Pork chops aren't cheap!
Kitty: Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
