Favorite That 70's Show Quotes
Hyde: I'm going to write an awesome slogan like "I hate the fuzz" on my ass!
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
We're not all in trouble here. (to Kelso) Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. (to Fez) Your parents don't even live in this country. (to Hyde) And your mom? Probably one cell over.
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Fez: She [Jackie] will crush him [Kelso], yes?
Hyde: Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.
Fez (laughing): My forefathers were not Mayan.
Hyde: Like anyone cares.
Fez: I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric: No, it doesn't work that way with guys.
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a permanent.
Kelso: So that's permanent?
Hyde: Mrs. Pinciotti? Look, I was thinking about getting a present for... this girl. And, um, you know, she's about Donna's age, so I was kind of wondering what Donna likes?
Midge: Perfume. Donna wears White Shoulders. It's not just for shoulders; you can wear it anywhere!
Hyde: Really.
Midge: Sure! Like your neck... or the mall.
Bob: Red, a Toyota?
Red: Yeah, it's mine. I tell you the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.
Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lameass part with the accountants.
Hyde
Destroy: Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken? Why did you do something stupid like buy a stupid, broken tap? What are you? Stupid?
Kelso: It wasn't broken until you broke it!
Red: Oh and uh, here's a 20.
Laurie: Will that cover for gas?
Kitty: Oh well, honey, give her another 10 just in case.
Eric: You know, I could use some gas money.
Red (laughs): Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hops.
Oh no, Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam! Farewell sweet Dick!
Fez
