The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 8: "The Isolation Permutation"

Leonard: [knock] Amy. [knock] Amy. [knock] Amy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing.
Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: New topic: women. Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. And, with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick glossy magazines that make me hate my body.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "The Good Guy Fluctuation"

Sheldon: Bazinga, punk. Now we're even.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Damn it, I can't. I can't do this.
Alice: Is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Well ... they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: Alright, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Seuss here. Although 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' might be surprisingly applicable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: That's you having sex with a guy in the top half of a Chewbacca costume. Comic Con?
Alice: You'd think, but no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Did we just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?
Stuart: 'Cause if you did, you get your picture up there on the wall on the Wall of Heroes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: [reading on wall] "See you in hell Sheldon."
The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 6: "The Rhinitis Revelation"

Sheldon's mom: Hear that? Girl trouble. Turns out we were both wrong on that front.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: None of our gods have abs like that.
Howard: Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag, but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: I bet your mom is really proud of you.
Howard: Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still....
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends. Sadly, three are dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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