The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Sheldon: I have some odd freckles on my buttocks. Can I make an appointment for you to look at them?
Emily: Um... okay, I guess.
Amy: I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with two minutes, and he's taking his pants off.
Raj: Since when do you read Social Science?
Sheldon: I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
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Leonard: What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens.
Sheldon: Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
If I wanted curls for dinner I'd order a clown wig.Sheldon
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It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now because there's about to be a fire.Amy
Is this when he says bazooka or something?Penny
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Bernadette: They throw an actual ball, you were throwing air at a tv.
Howard: For your information, I also threw Leonard a high five.
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Sheldon: Did you enjoy my lecture?
Amy: No, and neither did our waiter.
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I know, watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick between his legs isn't something you forget.Penny
Okay, that's not what I meant when I said go outside and playPenny
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Howard: You reported me to human resources?
Sheldon: You violated the sanctity of my mouth.
Howard: Well, I dropped your class, so I hope you're happy.
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Sheldon: What are you doing now?
Howard: Making a straw.
Howard: So I can shoot you with a spitball.
Sheldon: You're not going to do that, and I'll tell you why. This is an institution of higher learning, I am your professor, and you're going to treat me with the prop... You shot your spit in my mouth!
Howard: Is that gonna be on the test? Because I don't think I could do that again.