Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.

Sheldon

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.

Sheldon

Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.

No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!

Sheldon

Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

Sheldon

How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

Sheldon

Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.

Howard

Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.

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If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.

Sheldon

How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?

Leonard

Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.

Sheldon

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Sheldon: Why do people cry at weddings?
Mary: They're practicing for what's coming later.