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Penny: Who's the murderer?
Raj: Any question but that.
Penny: Sorry ... hey, who's not the murderer?

Penny: Are you going to lay on the floor and pretend to be dead all night?
Stuart: What do you think I'd do at home?

It's too late. He's been murdered by someone in this room.

Raj

Well, I told Howie if I wasn't busy I'd spend the night at his mom's. So for God's sake think of something.

Bernadette

He has a very sensitive butt. Well, it's true. I once saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it all up.

Leonard

Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.

Penny: This isn't your car.
Leonard: I know. I thought we'd take yours.

"Let's just get this over with." Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory, or are we having sex?

Leonard

Oh, apple juice. Stay where you are.

Sheldon

I find a girl I like, and you're stealing her?!

Raj

Penny: I'm sorry, is the fact that my life's falling apart interfering with your board game?
Sheldon: It is.

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Sheldon: Ten years ago upon first seeing me, your husband claimed that I look like C-3P0 and Pee-Wee Herman. And he called me C-3P-Wee Herman.
Raj: Still funny.

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TBBT Quotes

Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.

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