You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.


Do you sing along with the greatest hits of Elvis Presley with that mouth?


Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.


Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.

No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!


Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.


How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?


Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.


Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.

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If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.


TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.