The Big Bang Theory
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Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?
Penny: Do you want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Amy: Ah, here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure mother warned me about. I was starting to think it was never going to happen! Yes, please!
Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you in your little special place.
Penny
Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue you're going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you.
Raj [to Priya on the phone]
Leonard: Oh, geez, I - I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj: Oh, come on, man. Bros before... my sister.
You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say 'oh, boy, my breast friends!'
Penny [referring to Leonard]
He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that's useful in a make-believe place.
Penny [referring to Sheldon]
Three thousand hours, three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
Sheldon
Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
Believe in magic, you Muggle!
Wolowitz
If I had contacts I would have been the coolest Debate Club president to be shoved in his own cello case.
Leonard
