The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 5 Episode 7: "The Good Guy Fluctuation"

Leonard: Damn it, I can't. I can't do this.
Alice: Is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Well ... they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: Alright, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Seuss here. Although 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' might be surprisingly applicable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: That's you having sex with a guy in the top half of a Chewbacca costume. Comic Con?
Alice: You'd think, but no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Did we just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?
Stuart: 'Cause if you did, you get your picture up there on the wall on the Wall of Heroes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: [reading on wall] "See you in hell Sheldon."
The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 6: "The Rhinitis Revelation"

Sheldon's mom: Hear that? Girl trouble. Turns out we were both wrong on that front.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: None of our gods have abs like that.
Howard: Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag, but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: I bet your mom is really proud of you.
Howard: Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still....
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends. Sadly, three are dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become -- willing to sail into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: It's all themed. There's Jonah and the Whale Watching. All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet. And my personal favorite, Gunning with God.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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