The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 5 Episode 5: "The Russian Rocket Reaction"

Sheldon [reading inscription]: "To Sheldon, sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."
Wil: It's my last one and I want you to have it.
Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: And you're going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation as you mumble "I was, but I chose to go to a party thrown by the one kid from 'Stand by Me' that no one remembers."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I'm going to a party. I'm not turning R2-D2 and C3PO over to the Empire!
Sheldon: Not yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: ... it was cooler for him to be the lower-left corner on Hollywood Squares.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: This will just take a moment, it's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
Amy: A floppy disk?
Sheldon: Well, I started the list when I was nine.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.
Amy: Mortal enemy?
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Sheldon, I know you are a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench but... you really have a mortal enemy?
Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: You know, there's a saying we have at NASA. What makes the right stuff so right is that it always comes home.
Bernadette: Stop talking, Howard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Are those Russian rockets safe?
Howard: Well, I mean, safe as it can be when it was build by the good folks who brought you Chernobyl.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Sheldon: Until you either do not go or go to Wil Wheaton's party you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I'm characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger's Friendship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: It's gonna be another Wil Wheaton sausage fest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: Okay if you're going to question the importance of an actor's signature on a plastic helmet from a movie based on a comic book then all of our lives have no meaning!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 4: "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"

Raj: She gives me things, too.
Raj's father: Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynecologist. I know exactly what she gives you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: The Koothrappalis aren't just rich, they're Richie Rich rich.
Penny: How much is that?
Sheldon: About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Raj: Whatever, dude. She kissed me.
Howard: It might've been on your lips but it was my kiss.
Raj: Oh, fine, let's agree she kissed both of us.
Howard: Okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Tell her her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Raj: Okay, I'm going to play it cool. Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe."
Howard [translating in sign language to Emily]: He'll text you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Okay, so future grief-stricken widow is the one to beat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I don't know if I want to play anymore.
Sheldon: Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: We enter the dungeon.
Sheldon: You see a dragon.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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