The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 5 Episode 4: "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"

Leonard: See, this is the good thing about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away I can spend my nights doing whatever I want.
Howard: You mean playing nerd games with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?
Leonard: Maybe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 3: "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"

[Sheldon karate chops Leonard in the shoulder]
Leonard: Ow! Why did you do that?
Sheldon: To send a message: she's not for you!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Not for you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Wolowitz: Let me know when you're done canoodling! Mommy needs a foot rub!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Amy: If it makes you feel any better, the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother.
Leonard: Aww.
Amy: "Dear, Amy. Self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Howard: Can you believe grown men sit around and play with toy trains?
Bernadette: That's pretty big talk for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amy: Should I go? I've been told, sometimes, I overstay my welcome.
Leonard: Wha ... who told you that?
Amy: Well, most recently my gynecologist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say "honey," I mean my fiancee.
Raj [whispers into Howard's ear]
Howard: Yeah, well, now it means her.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: The tinier the train the more concentrated the fun.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bernadette: I'm not going to live with your mother. Not now. Not ever.
Howard: Somebody, obviously, has some mommy issues.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sheldon [to Penny]: I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 2: "The Infestation Hypothesis"

Leonard: You're my woman. I'm going to make you feel things you have never felt before.
Priya: Leonard
Leonard: That's right, say my name and beg me for more because I'm going to give it to you.
Priya: My parents are here.
Priya's father: Hello, Leonard, if I may also say your name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Name your price.
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
Amy: Nevermind.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Damnit.
Priya: Wow, Leonard, already?
Leonard: No no no. The screen froze.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 1: "The Skank Reflex Analysis"

Sheldon: Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready AT&T!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and ... that's all she wrote.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Leonard's mother: Buck up, sissy pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We, neurobiologists, refer to this as the skank reflex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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