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To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."

Sheldon

I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.

Leonard

Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.

If I had one, mine would be "Brown Dynamite."

Raj

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?

Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.

I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.

Raj

Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or, creepy?

Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid." No, never mind. It's right here.

Leonard
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