The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes
Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
Sheldon
Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become -- willing to sail into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.
Sheldon
It's all themed. There's Jonah and the Whale Watching. All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet. And my personal favorite, Gunning with God.
Sheldon's mom
Sheldon [reading inscription]: "To Sheldon, sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."
Wil: It's my last one and I want you to have it.
Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend.
And you're going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation as you mumble "I was, but I chose to go to a party thrown by the one kid from 'Stand by Me' that no one remembers."
Sheldon
Leonard: I'm going to a party. I'm not turning R2-D2 and C3PO over to the Empire!
Sheldon: Not yet.
... it was cooler for him to be the lower-left corner on Hollywood Squares.
Sheldon
Sheldon: This will just take a moment, it's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
Amy: A floppy disk?
Sheldon: Well, I started the list when I was nine.
Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.
Amy: Mortal enemy?
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Sheldon, I know you are a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench but... you really have a mortal enemy?
Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.
Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!
Bernadette
Howard: You know, there's a saying we have at NASA. What makes the right stuff so right is that it always comes home.
Bernadette: Stop talking, Howard.
