Favorite The Big C Quotes
Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.
I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.
Adam
Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.
I don't wanna be the one to pick out a new couch. I wanna be the one to spill the fruit punch!
Cathy
What are those tiny hot dogs? You white folks eat some crazy ass food.
Andrea
Cathy: Think of how great you're gonna feel when you go down a dress size?
Andrea: Who the fuck wears dresses?
You should come, too. I would love to get to know any girl that would date my homeless brother.
Cathy
Anyone ever seen The Patriot? Its depiction of the Revolutionary War is about 20% accurate, but even if you only absorb that much, you'll still know more than 99% of the population. Also, Mel Gibson is medium good. Enjoy!
Cathy
Cathy: You're an asshole.
Sean: I'm surprised you know what one looks like since you didn't take a shit for most of high school.
Adam: I want my life to be normal.
Andrea: I want to meet Usher. Think that's gonna happen?
You wear baggies for shoes, Sean. You're so not allowed to say anything is embarrassing.
Cathy
Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.
Cathy
