Favorite The Big C Quotes
I'm cool with jokes about my weight. It's the elephant in the room. That's a joke, too.
Andrea
Compliments after sex? I'm tempted to double your meds and carry you around in my purse.
Rebecca
Cathy: We're gonna cleanse the palette of our affairs. Come on. Do me. It's gonna be great.
Paul: This isn't sexy. It's aggressive and weird.
I, for one, think you're a pretty brave bitch.
Andrea
I never got the Catholic school girl fantasy. Maybe that's because the of actual tragedy being perpetrated against Catholic school boys.
Sean
Marlene really put the nail in the coffin when she, you know, put the nail in the coffin.
Sean
The next time you fire someone on Halloween, you might wanna take off your pointy fucking ears first.
Paul
You have cancer and that pretty much trumps everything all the time!
Paul
My family is blunt, tense and can't relax for shit.
Cathy
We're not soulmates. We're mole mates.
Lee
Soulmate. Not only is it a cliche, it's the reasons millions of women are sitting at home and single.
Cathy
Lee: You're actually my type, Paul.
Paul: Well I'm glad this didn't just get awkward.
