Favorite The Big C Quotes
It's always best to start with sweet and save hoochie for desert.
Cathy
Why do they always have pictures of us looking out windows? Are they waiting for us to jump?
Cathy
Sean: The last you could do is buy a damn Hybrid.
Cathy: The least you could do is take a shower.
I don't wanna be the one to pick out a new couch. I wanna be the one to spill the fruit punch!
Cathy
Anyone ever seen The Patriot? Its depiction of the Revolutionary War is about 20% accurate, but even if you only absorb that much, you'll still know more than 99% of the population. Also, Mel Gibson is medium good. Enjoy!
Cathy
Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.
By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.
Andrea
Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.
Cathy
Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.
I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.
Adam
Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.
Paul
Paul: Angela says you're holding me emotionally hostage.
Cathy: Tell Angela she's sort of a bitch.
