The Good Guys
Favorite The Good Guys Quotes
You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.
Jack
After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?
Dan
Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
Look at his face, it's got "yeah, sure, I'll be the wife" written all over it.
Dan
Not only do I need to look at your gut. But now I need to listen to it?
Jack
Are you asking me to predict the behavior of a man who uses his service revolver to open a mayonnaise jar?
Jack
If this guy is trying to take over the south Dallas drug trade, there's one better to handle it than me. And maybe also Dan.
Jack
Jack: What if Ruiz finds out?
Dan: She's either applaud our initiative, or suspend us. Either way, we get some fresh air.
Jack: That part we'll just chalk up to human error.
Liz: That means Dan.
How am I supposed to keep you in the loop? Half the time I don't even know what I'm gonna do?
Dan
Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.
Dan: We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins.
Jack: Another good one for the report.
