I gotta up my cardio.

Dan

Dan: Am I under oath?
Liz: Yes, I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking that question.

Dammit! This shirt was supposed to last me another six weeks.

Dan

Dan: Before we go in there, I want you to know I respect you.
Jack: Thanks... oh yeah. Right. You, too.

Dan: You sure do know a lot about that heroin.
Jack: Thank you.

This is why I hate small rooms!

Dan

We have reason to believe your brother is alive and well and has stolen the world's ugliest sedan.

Jack

The Good Guys Quotes

You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.

Jack

After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?

Dan