Popular The L.A. Complex Quotes
Abby: I'm fired, aren't I?
Donald: You are now.
Ricky: You have two faces and I don't like either face!
Raquel: All right. You don't seem to be alone in that.
Ricky: Oh, boo hoo. I don't cry for the puppet master. I cry for the puppet.
Eleanor: How would you like to skip 40 years of fumbling around in the dark and really learn how to please a lady?
Nick:I would not..no...I know what I'm doing.
Eleanor: I can tell you without a doubt you do not know what you're doing.
Nick: Are you talking about a verbal lesson?
Eleanor: No, one learns by doing, Nick.
My mother's dead. My father's an ex-convict. I drink cognac and I don't vote. Wanna get out of here?
Kal
Grey: How bout you show me around and I give you a hundred bucks?
Abby: I'm an extra, not an escort.
Grey: Two hundred?
Abby: Where to, mister?
Kal: I gotta go.
Chris: I get it. I intimidate you.
Kal: I don't get intimidated. I intimidate.
Chris: He says as he runs from my office.
Process Server: Raquel Westbrook? I'd recognize that walk anywhere.
Raquel: Well, that's not creepy at all.
Dreamworks is doing that movie about the lazy hummingbird thing, right?
Raquel
Wait, you're someone's father? That's messed up!
Nick
Bartender: I hope you've got cash because our credit card machines aren't working.
Raquel: That's okay, neither are my credit cards.
You know, you might be the worst person I've ever met. And it would almost be okay if you were good at this job, but you're not. Everyone knows Chris and Ryan completely rewrite everything you do. You're always late. You're always drunk. You look like a Muppet without its fur and the only reason you're still here is because Paul knew you back when you used to be funny!
Nick
Take off the hat. Take off the hat.
Sabrina
