If we can move away from the crazy misconception that I'm a bitch and start organically developing my as a compassionate and loving individual, that would be super.

Raquel

There seems to be another twosome developing in our threesome and it's starting to make things complicated.

Abby

Raquel: I'm not going to ruin my career.
Agent: It pays $150,000.

Just because two people are in love doesn't mean they're right for each other. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

Jennifer Bell

Reality shows have writers?

Beth

Connor: Are you okay?
Raquel: How could I not be? Squatting and coughing, I'm living the dream!

Normally I'd never do this, but they're kind of a package deal.

Abby

I envy you. The simplicity of it. I mean, you're sunbathing and it's nighttime.

Raquel

Sorry, strippers. Kind of a guy thing. Advantage, Wagner.

Nick

Brandon: I'm the best cook that I know.
Abby: And you're the most modest person I know.

Connor: Can I give you my number?
Insurance guy: Oh, I've got your number.

Brandon: Why do you smell like chlorine?
Abby: I broke up with my boyfriend last night.

The L.A. Complex Quotes

Abby: Filipinos 4:13.
Donald: It's Philippians. Not Filipinos.

Raquel: I hate nature.
Connor: You can't call this nature. There's a Coffee Bean like a hundred meters away.