Favorite The League Quotes
Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!
Rafi
Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!
Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.
Andre
That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.
Ruxin
My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.
Jenny
If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.
Jenny
Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!
My yogurt's not curdled!
Ruxin
Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.
Rafi
You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.
Taco
Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.
Ruxin
We are no longer sitting shiva. We are now sitting Shiva.
Andre