I'm not competitive, I just like to win.

Teresa Lisbon

Teresa Lisbon: Would you be surprised if I said I loved you?
Patrick Jane: I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd be moved by that.
Teresa Lisbon: I love you. I said it.
Patrick Jane: I'm surprised.

They're not mad at you. They just miss you.

Patrick Jane

It's funny how I'm only your brother when you think I messed up.

Jimmy

Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. My family is messy.
Patrick Jane: Oh, no need. Messy people are good people.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm not messy.
Patrick Jane: You're messy on the inside.

T, we all know with you "I'll try" means I won't.

Stan

Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.

Patrick Jane: You know I could come with you if you wanted me to.
Teresa Lisbon: That wouldn't be any fun for you.
Patrick Jane: Fun's overrated.

Cho: S'mores are better in a microwave. It's true.
Jane: Well, I don't even know what to say to that.

When you have a big secret, it makes you feel important.

Patrick Jane

That is a good question but I am the one asking those right now.

Patrick Jane

The things you ask people to do, it's not what I thought working for the FBI would be like, at all.

Agent Vega

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.