The Mentalist

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The mentalist
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I know it's a big decision but it's a decision you need to make.

Pike

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Lisbon

I really want you to be happy and that is the most important thing for me that you do what makes you happy. Okay?

Jane

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

Jane

You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?

Jane

Sorry, scanning long range frequencies is like… I don't have a metaphor. It's hard.

Wiley

Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Teresa

People only talk to me like this when it's doing something shady for Jane.

Wiley

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

Lisbon

Marvin: Just a bunch of fat guys in pleaded shorts as far as the eye can see.
Jane: That's a vivid image.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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