The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "Always Bet on Red"

Jane: Red John had a particular style that people wanted to copy, not unlike Elvis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Summer: He asked me if I knew any cops that are cool but I couldn't think of any so I told him to talk to you guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?
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Lisbon: At least he was dead when, you know...the shark ate him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 10: "Fugue in Red"

Lisbon: Jane needs something to hold on to and we're going to give it to him.
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Cho: Don't take this the wrong way but the death of Jane's family made him a better person.
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Jane: The closest a man should come to touching a fitted sweater is helping a woman out of one.
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Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toby: We all loved him like a brother.
Jane: You've heard of Kane and Abel, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: He found the victim seconds after his throat was cut.
Jane: That's got to be the worst bachelor party ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Red Shirt"

Jane: Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grace: I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.

Doc: OK. Raincheck?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doc: Turns out the best day of your life is the day right after you die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Really, really, dead. Wicked witch of the West dead.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cho: You recognized my footsteps. That's weird.
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Cho: Welcome to the future.

Wainwright: They promised us jet packs and gave us compromised investigations.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 8: "Pink Tops"

Summer: Your very invested in this man in the iron face routine aren't you. I bet I could make you cry like a baby.
Cho: No bet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trey: Be happy I wasn't out there as a crack head today. Props include urine soaked pants.
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Jane: This particular couch is very comfortable on the first sit but after a time, it's going to give your back a lot of grief.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Summer: Your way more slick than the trolls that usually bust my butt.
 • Rating: Unrated

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