The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 20: "Red Velvet Cupcakes"

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: We've got a case. You can deal with Red John later.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: You don't hire a personal trainer because you like strenuous activity. You hire a personal trainer because it's the only way to get yourself to do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 19: "Red Letter Day"

Jane: Your magic sucks eggs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cho: I don't like it when you say you need backup and nothing's happened yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rigsby: I like the police chief for the murder. He's a weasel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cho: My partner here thinks you killed him. So far I can't tell if you have the stones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cho: You're still in love with her but instead of telling her you bought her a plant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: His alibi relies on the account of a bunch of drunks.
Lisbon: Real drunks or ole timey pioneer drunks that are getting paid by the hour?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: He was a futile lord ruling over a town of downtrodden serfs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Don't you think it's odd, Homeland Security's fascination with a California serial killer?
Lisbon: Everything about Bob Kirkland is odd. You can add that to the list.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: They argued.
Deb: How do you know they argued?
Jane: He is dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 18: "Behind the Red Curtain"

Jane: You spend your days chasing paperclip thieves. When do you ever get the chance to nail a killer?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

LaRoche: Why are you lurking out there, Mr. Jane?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jane: Only a scheming and conniving person would so callously try to get a cast mate fired.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: The way a person sings can say a great deal about them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisbon: If you must break the rules, break them on your own time.
Jane: When am I not on my own time?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: You're playing with fire.
Jane: There are worse things to play with.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 17: "Red, White, and Blue"

Rigsby: Look on the bright side. In prison you won't have to pay for dates.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cho: The next time you ask someone in this unit to watch your back you might want to remember how you watched hers.
 • Rating: Unrated

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