The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 8: "Pink Tops"

Jane: Your the man nobody wants to look like so I'm guessing your Mr. Vega.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 7: "Blinking Red Light"

Jane: What did they do? Hold your shoes hostage.
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Jane: Ah, profiling blather. Go with your gut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: What you don't know is how much you know without knowing you know it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Why are you just going through the motions.
Lisbon: It's called police work.
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Jane: Trust your instincts, Lisbon.
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Episode 6: "Where in the World is Carmine O'Brien"

Rigsby: Doctor say what the problem is?
Cho: Yeah. Getting hit by a car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: You get paid to carry a Glock. You beat up people when they get out of line. You're totally bad ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: The world's full of scumbags we can't touch.
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Zubov: I only ask her because my masseuse that day was a little bit ugly.
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Jane: Rigsby's a nice easy mark if you want to keep practicing.
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Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 5: "Blood and Sand"

Jane: Only one of you is guilty. The rest of you should just sit back and relax. Have another piece of cake.
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Lisbon: You're meaner than you look.
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Lisbon: You think it had something to do with our murder?
Jane: Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Beautiful isn't it?
Lisbon: For a crime scene, yeah.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: I'm just poking at you. It's awfully instructive.
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Episode 4: "Ring Around The Rosie"

Jane: Would you like some tea?
Lisbon: I'm tired, I'm going to go home.
Jane: But I made a pot.
Lisbon: I'll take one home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rigsby: Doesn't that bother you that the guy's barely qualified?
Cho: You get used to it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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