Jane: You think you can keep a secret from me for that long?
Lisbon: I don't think I can, I know I can.
Jane: I admire your confidence.

A lot of people in this agency have their gunsights set on ole Bill Peterson. I need to know if you're handing them any bullets.

Bill Peterson

I don't know. She's reserved. It's the kind of quiet where maybe she could be a raging bitch or she's just shy.

Lisbon

Let me tell you something about plans, Colonel. They get in the way of instincts.

Jane

Lisbon: I told you.
Jane: Told me what?
Lisbon: You can't quit, you're having too much fun.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

Jane

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

Vega, you fall right now you're going to hit the floor.

Kimball Cho

A mother like yours isn't going to let you chew bubble gum.

Kimball Cho

Apology is easy. Trust is earned.

Kimball Cho

Joseph: Do you think I'm stupid?
Kimball Cho: Maybe, I don't know you yet.

Follow my lead. If you're not sure you should ask a question, don't. Try not to lie to anyone.

Kimball Cho

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.