The Mentalist Quotes
Teresa Lisbon: You can't keep pulling me from the path of oncoming trains.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, why not?
Teresa Lisbon: Because there's always new trains coming.
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You can have the collar. Your department can take the credit. I don’t give a damn about that but this case is ours and these men, they belong to us.Agent Abbott
Gil: This is outrageous.
Cho: No. Not really. Not yet.
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Luck is the planning you don’t see.Patrick Jane
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I trust Jane and he hasn't let me down so far.Abbott
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Cho: Well Jane had me pretend to kill a guy once. Are we going further outside the lines than that?
Lisbon: Probably not.
Cho: Then I'm good.
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Wiley: I'm not very good at keeping secrets.
Lisbon: Good think you're not in the FBI.
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Lena Abbott: Dennis tells me you have one of the trickiest and most devious minds he's worked with.
Patrick Jane: He did, did he? Well I didn't come here to be flattered but go on.
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No deals. No bargaining. You're all going to go down together. It'll be a family trip.Cho
I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.Patrick Jane
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Lay off the anti-depressants. They're making your slow and you're still not happy.Patrick Jane
Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.
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Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.Red John
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Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.
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