The Mentalist

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I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.