But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

The Mentalist Quotes

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

Grace

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

Jane