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Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.


I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.


Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.


You've been LaRoched haven't you?


Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

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