She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Knowing isn't proving.

Lisbon