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The-mentalist

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

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