The Mentalist

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The mentalist

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Grace
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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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