This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

The Mentalist Quotes

It's hard to lie when you are thinking about something else.

Jane

Yep, that's a shoe.

Jane