I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Grace

The Mentalist Quotes

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Cho

Open sesame.

Jane