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Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.


I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.


Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.


Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.


You've been LaRoched haven't you?


Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

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