Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.Jane
She does the detecting and I do the insulting.Jane
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.Jane
When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.Jane
The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.Jane
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.Jane