Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.
This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.
Jane
Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.
Jane
The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.
Jane
You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.
Rigsby
When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.
Jane
We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.
Cho
Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.
I only wonder why the two of you didn't become life long friends the moment you shook hands.
Lorelei
Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.
Jane
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
