Favorite The Mentalist Quotes
This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.Jane
But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.Jane
I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.Jane
Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.
The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.Jane
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.Jane
Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.Jane
Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.