Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

Lisbon

I just don't want you to leave.

Jane