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Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.


I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.


When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.


Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.


Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?


Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt
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