If there's one thing that this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust.

Abbott

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

We have to wait for a hit on the BOLO. I hate that.

Lisbon

You throw out a pretty good line for a guy who's out of practice.

Krystal

Fischer: Jane certainly seems to be enjoying himself.
Lisbon: He usually does.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Oh, you're helping, by going on a date.

Lisbon

This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.

Lisbon

Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Jane

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.