Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

Sorry, scanning long range frequencies is like… I don't have a metaphor. It's hard.

Wiley

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

Jane

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Lisbon

I know it's a big decision but it's a decision you need to make.

Pike

Perhaps the lives of these women were taken so that the lives of important men could be spared.

Ridley

I've worked with psychopaths and monsters for years so I do understand your perspective, very well.

Jane

Oh LIsbon's not leaving. She likes to talk like she might but I don't think she's going anywhere.

Jane

You're acting cool about stuff I know you can't be cool with.

Abbott

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

I just don't want you to leave.

Jane

You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you.

Lisbon

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.