You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Teresa

People only talk to me like this when it's doing something shady for Jane.

Wiley

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

Lisbon

Marvin: Just a bunch of fat guys in pleaded shorts as far as the eye can see.
Jane: That's a vivid image.

I can't promise she won't hurt anyone. I can try to restrain her but I can't promise.

Jane

One of your members murdered somebody. We'd like to talk to someone about that.

Jane

Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day.

Jane

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

Someone just wanted the dead guy dead.

Jane

Now unless you have any questions about how I played you like a big ole' bassoon, I have someplace fabulous to go.

Jane

I keep finding strangers in my bedroom. It must have been a good party.

Jane

You can lead a man anywhere as long as he thinks that he is driving.

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.