Oh LIsbon's not leaving. She likes to talk like she might but I don't think she's going anywhere.


I've worked with psychopaths and monsters for years so I do understand your perspective, very well.


Perhaps the lives of these women were taken so that the lives of important men could be spared.


I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.


I know it's a big decision but it's a decision you need to make.


Since when am I a target of one of your cons?


I really want you to be happy and that is the most important thing for me that you do what makes you happy. Okay?


Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.


You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?


Sorry, scanning long range frequencies is like… I don't have a metaphor. It's hard.


Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.


As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.