The Mentalist

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Fischer: I was so certain I had him figured out.
Lisbon: Welcome to my life.

I understand you Kim. I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself.

Jane

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

Jane: I don't see a couch anywhere.
Lisbon: Don't start trouble. At least not yet.

If I can't live on my terms I'm in prison anyway. Might as well live in this cozy little detention suite.

Jane

Fischer: We want to help him out.
Lisbon: You want to use him.

Lisbon: I've got a job. I'm not going to drop everything just because you suddenly decided to come back.
Jane: We'll talk.

Cho, you never cease to amaze me.

Jane

I know you're drug dealers. I don't judge. I'm wanted for homicide myself in the US.

Jane

I'm done with that life. I did what I had to do and I've moved on.

Jane

If it were up to me you'd be headed home in a cargo plane with a sack over your head.

Abbott

There's nothing wrong with dreamworlds, right?

Jane
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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.