Oh LIsbon's not leaving. She likes to talk like she might but I don't think she's going anywhere.

Jane

I've worked with psychopaths and monsters for years so I do understand your perspective, very well.

Jane

Perhaps the lives of these women were taken so that the lives of important men could be spared.

Ridley

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Cho

I know it's a big decision but it's a decision you need to make.

Pike

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Lisbon

I really want you to be happy and that is the most important thing for me that you do what makes you happy. Okay?

Jane

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

Jane

You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?

Jane

Sorry, scanning long range frequencies is like… I don't have a metaphor. It's hard.

Wiley

Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.