The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 15: "Red Lacquer Nail Polish"

Jane: If you hadn't mentioned the congealed human fat in the lightbulbs I may have had the stomach to stick around and find out. You're a ghoul.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Normally I'd be tempted to mock your superstitions but in this case I'm inclined to agree.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 14: "Red in Tooth and Claw"

Cho: Cowards don't get to say goodbye when they want.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rigsby: You date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: I stopped asking questions a long time ago.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rigsby: How can you like Triceratops more than T-Rex?
Cho: T-Rex are losers. Little arms. It's chicken with teeth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: It's easy to remember when you never forget.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lisbon: It's like Lord of the Flies over there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: People murder family members every day. It's natural.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: Bertram's suppose to be this real smooth player but he loses a couple of hands of poker and he has to bum everybody else out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Nobody picks what they dedicate their life to by accident. It says something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 13: "The Red Barn"

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: Let me in or else.
Jane: Or else what?
Lisbon: I don't know but you're not going to like it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grace: What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: The last time I saw you was when Bret Stiles had just uncovered your plot to take over this place. I thought he would have gutted you like a trout.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rigsby: Anybody feel as bad as I do?
Cho: Not if you feel like you look.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: This is very depressing. I'm going to wait outside.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 12: "Little Red Corvette"

Jane: You're afraid of us and you should be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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