The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 4: "Ring Around The Rosie"

Jane: Do you think I'm an anti-social personality.
Lisbon: Yeah, sure. Who isn't?
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Cho: Your under arrest for the attempted murder of...everybody.
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Grace: If you quit now, you're going to miss the best part. Payback.
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Jane: See you're normal. That man has the conscience of a mollusk.
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Jane: You'll be fine. Just don't be yourself.
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Jane: I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.
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Wainwright: I'm not doubting you. I'm just fascinated.
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Lisbon: Some of the stuff you're carrying came off a dead man.
Willy: That's not good.
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Cho: Do you always go job hunting with a loaded gun?
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Jane: it's only the mayor's life at stake. Forget I spoke.
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Episode 3: "Pretty Red Balloon"

Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
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Jane: I didn't give her hope. I sold her hope.
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Lisbon: Planning is easy. Reality's a lot harder.
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Jane: I was thinking love is strange and I was thinking about a sandwich.
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Grace: I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.
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Jane: Nobody wants a gloomy psychic.
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Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.
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Lisbon: This is a mess we don't have time for.
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Episode 2: "Little Red Book"

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grace: Could have been worse. I could have married him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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