The Mentalist Quotes
It's like a master class in dishonesty.Patrick Jane
Because these Ferraris and Phantoms don't say hand to mouth to me.Cho
Years from now when you tell Henry this story how will it go? Did the three of you take an evil killer off the street or did you play it safe? Is Henry's birthright going to be one of proud bravery or sensible caution. Tough call.Patrick Jane
I'm going to give you some advice. Never play foosball with a woman who's raised three brothers. It's exhausting.Patrick Jane
I'm not competitive, I just like to win.Teresa Lisbon
Teresa Lisbon: Would you be surprised if I said I loved you?
Patrick Jane: I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd be moved by that.
Teresa Lisbon: I love you. I said it.
Patrick Jane: I'm surprised.
They're not mad at you. They just miss you.Patrick Jane
It's funny how I'm only your brother when you think I messed up.Jimmy
Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. My family is messy.
Patrick Jane: Oh, no need. Messy people are good people.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm not messy.
Patrick Jane: You're messy on the inside.
T, we all know with you "I'll try" means I won't.Stan
Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.
Patrick Jane: You know I could come with you if you wanted me to.
Teresa Lisbon: That wouldn't be any fun for you.
Patrick Jane: Fun's overrated.