The Mentalist Quotes
(regarding the fight that broke out between Phil and LJ) Yes, but souls are healed. This was a cathartic experience.
Jane
LJ: Does anyone call you frog man?
Phil: Pretty much everyone calls me Phil except my son does call me dad.
Everyone here is trying to show so hard how they changed.
Jane
High school - best years of your life.
Jane
Do that again and I'll arrest you.
Lisbon
Lisbon: Doctors don't think you're gonna make it.
Bosco: Well, I'm gonna say it then. Doctors better be right. I love you, Teresa.
Lisbon: I love you, too.
Bosco: No, I mean I love you.
Lisbon: I know what you mean.
Bosco: It had to be said.
Keep an eye on Jane. If he screws too bad, shoot him. There's not a court in the land that would convict you.
Minelli
Bosco: Red John makes mistakes. That proves it. You will catch him.
Jane: Yes, I will.
Bosco: Do me a favor. When you catch him, don't arrest him. Kill the son of a bitch.
Jane: That's the plan.
You know what? Jane's not the problem. You are. You're so stuck on the idea that he's not a cop that you can't see what he is. You know how many cases he's closed for us? You think he's given me bad habits? I think he's made me a better cop.
Lisbon
Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.
Cho: Bosco's team calls us Bert and Ernie.
Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?
Cho: It would bother you.
Rigsby: It doesn't bother you?
Cho: No.
Rigsby: Why not?
Cho: Ernie's the clever, handsome one.
Bosco: They're Jane's people. They need watching.
Lisbon: I like to think of them as my people.
Bosco: Well, think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.
Jane: Well, we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones
