Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Trust me, these little sins are just as straight a path to hell fire as all that cool stuff I used to do.
Fr. Michael
Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Fr. Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Fr. Michael: Mass.
Jeremy: Come on, stop, Danny has never even been slightly embarrassed of you.
Mindy: Really? OK, that's a huge relief.
Jeremy: See, I can act, Morgan!
Who am I kidding, everyone snoops? When I first went to your mom's house I tried on her wedding dress.
This was meant to be my love letter to America, but it ended up like every love letter I've ever written with the authorities being called.
Jeremy
Mindy: Do I look gross?
Rishi: Oh I don't know. I mean I knew you when you had a perm and overalls and that was gross.
Adults shouldn't have to put on pajamas to meet each other. They should just have their parents introduce them to their second cousin. You know someone who has the same values as them.
Danny
The old Jeremy would have gone home and taken it out on his pottery wheel.
Jeremy
You're going to get hotter and hotter like George Clooney and I'm going to get fatter and fatter like Rosemary Clooney.
He's beautiful and strong even if he himself can't see it himself right now. Why can I say it about Morgan when he is lonely dirt child and can't say it about myself?
Danny: The thing that's most beautiful about you is your confidence.
Mindy: Really? Because people say that is the most annoying part about me.
Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.
