Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Doctor: Peter is my favorite Jew.
Mindy: He's my favorite Jew as well.
I used my extensive knowledge of your sexual history and the plot of Mamma Mia and several thousand dollars of my savings to wrangle the four of your ex-boyfriends that I find the sexiest.
Morgan
I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.
I was crying in the bathroom because I dropped my phone in the toilet again.
We should have been practicing for weeks, and instead I let him watch that OJ documentary.
I’m about to Mr. Robot this beeyotch.
Rishi
The rehearsal dinner is amazing. I just had lasagna for the first time. Now I know what Garfield was on about.
Morgan
Something more important than your mama... The woman who went to a junior high dance with you dressed up as ‘cousin Sirvi?'
Rishi
I'll check that out, the minute I finish this tweet I'm reading.
I already have TV experience. I was featured on Sports Center when I fell off the second deck at a Braves game.
Colette
I'm so proud of Ben. It's like I'm a stage mom, but I can have sex with the kid.
Is there a warrant out for your arrest? No one will notice. All white guys look the same.
