Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Morgan's not a vegan, he puts ground beef in his oatmeal.
Danny
Mindy: Baby, you like your boobs between an A and a B?
Casey: Indecisive boobs are like my thing now you know?
You're too high maintenace. In Haiti you're not going to be able to have your Jimmy Choos and Wally Wongs and what have you's.
Danny
Casey: did you tell them the good news?
Mindy: I did not. Guys I lost three pounds of water weight from diarrhea.
Tamra: Un uh I told you, we don't want no candy bars little boy.
Mindy: Uh it's Dr. Lahiry, Tamra. I've worked here for many years and actually hired you.
Mindy: You liked the movie Varsity Blues right?
Casey: I am an American male, between the age of six and ninety-three yeah.
That's really cute. Here's a tip though. Don't try to out cute the cutest person in this office.
Morgan: I'm a drug addict! I broke my back!
Mindy: You're not cool enough to be a drug addict. You're just a big loser.
Is this anybodies sandwich? Because I've eaten half of it and I don't like it.
Peter Prentice
Peter: I will kill this old lady.
Mindy: Excuse me?!
Peter: She's pushing 55 and that's a terrible day to die.
Are you kidding me, assigned seats? What is this The Oscars?
Danny
She is calming okay? She's like a white noise machine to me.
Danny
