Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.
Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.
I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.
Daniel
I'll just heroically save the practice from what I did to it
Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.
Mindy: Why do you have a mannequin head and Bossypants in here?
Morgan: I wated to see how Tina Fey could juggle it all.
Old guys think I have sassy mouth.
This house, not equipped for kids alright? I eat cereal out of wine glasses.
Why do u need a bunk bed? Are you trying to lure Marines in here so you can hook up with them?
Danny
The only other English person they know is my GPS lady.
Betsy
Evan: Mindy you're a doctor do something!
Mindy: I'm a gynecologist Evan. Why don't you web design him back to life!
Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?
