Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!
Morgan
Mindy: Do not eat that! That could be like one of those pies from The Help!
Bonnie: But I always wanted to try razzleberries!
Mindy: I think that's a poop pie.
Bonnie: There's not any poop in that pie!
Mindy: I guess it's not hilarious when you get arrested for assault at a Bruce Springstein concert.
Daniel: First of all it's a Springstein show not a Bruce Springstein concer. You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springstein show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp tee shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.
It is not the same okay? This is adorable and that is like a lap band surgery ad.
Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.
Stupid wine bra is out of wine. I knew I should have brought the Long Island Iced Panties.
Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?
Morgan
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
Great to see you, but do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get these kids interested in Christianity? I had to tell them the apostles were the original One Direction and they barely bought it.
Casey
The worst place in the world is Fenway Park.
Danny
Doctor Castellano you look so handsome, like a youth minister.
Betsy
Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.
