Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
Jeremy: The key Mindy is to find a man who you are attracted to, but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
Socks on a hard wood floor, recipe for disaster.
Dennis
You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'
Guys I dropped a Mike and Ike on the floor! I need all eyes on this.
Morgan
Carl: Dennis a sweater vest. You're dressing very metrosexual. Do you know that word Mindy?
Mindy: Yeah I remember it.
How much for that sea dog...how much for this flightless bird?
Morgan
Cliff: Do you really need to tan?
Mindy: Babe this is the palest I've ever been. I'm basically a white person. Yesterday I caught myself watching lacrosse, and I liked it.
It's afterhours, there's different rules.
Danny
Okay I have no office, I have no patients, I have this horrible short haircut, my name is not Dr. L anymore and I have a UTI from discount whipped cream.
Mindy: Oh my god Casey!
Casey: What?
Mindy: Your penis just knocked off my glasses!
Casey: Sorry, that's tent living you know?
After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.
I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.
Daniel
