Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
Morgan: You know Richie's gay?
Danny: No Morgan a straight guy won Mr. Gay Fort Lauderdale. Yes I know he's gay.
Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.
What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?
Peter
Stupid wine bra is out of wine. I knew I should have brought the Long Island Iced Panties.
Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.
Mindy: Guys over the holiday I had five hams and a goose. Like, I am a wolf in a children's story. And guess what? Cliff's gonna have to see me in my bathing suit soon.
Danny: Just get one with a skirt, like the moms at the pool.
Peter: Cliff hasn't seen you naked? I thought he was gettin up in them guts?
Mindy: Oh he is. UTI level gettin up in them guts.
Oh you got jokes? All of a sudden you're the King of Queens?
Peter
You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.
Danny
What's Entourage?
Danny
Cliff: Do you really need to tan?
Mindy: Babe this is the palest I've ever been. I'm basically a white person. Yesterday I caught myself watching lacrosse, and I liked it.
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
