Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
Every great love story also has an end. And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music and drink wine that you bought from a gas station.
I know that cry anywhere. That is the sound of a man that's had his heart broken.
Peter
I don't know, I got a sex date with a 2 which means she's a Chicago 4 which means she's a Wisconsin 9.
Peter
You tap that Cliff! You tap that into the sunset!
Peter
Look I’m going to count to three. If you don’t kiss me, I’ll realize this was a big mistake and I’ll return to my seat in humiliation.
Danny
I’m so Catholic, I don’t even trust this new pope.
Danny
Mindy: I don’t care, because I’m Hindu, and we can do basically anything.
Danny: I don’t care what you say to that giant elephant up there. According to my guy, this is wrong.
Brendan: Peter, Jeremy.
Peter: Brendan, Weird Beard.
Jeremy: You thought a pirouette was a cookie.
Peter: It is! And if you break it in half, it’s a breakfast cereal.
Brendan: Peter are you crying?
Peter: I’m crying because I need to pinch a nip to stay awake.
Why to heat up a drawer full of sweaters? You wanna get warm, get on the floor and do some pushups.
Danny
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
