It was the two thousands okay? You were kind of a loser if you didn’t have a sex tape.

Dating is fun, but dating in secret, is really fun.

I saw a headline in The Post today. It said news flash you're staying at my place tonight.

Danny

de Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?

Danny

Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.

Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?

Jeremy

Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.

The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.

Why do doctors keep on leaving? Danny the bus! And where's Mindy? God I need a magic flute for you people!

Jeremy

So you went on a coffee date with a loser, all coffee dates are with losers.

Peter

My mother was insane so I'm kind of attracted to this. Not that I want to sleep with my mother. That was weird how that came out.

Lee

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel