Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.
Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.
It's New York, we take care of our own.
Danny
How many hours of energy did you drink?
Danny
Danny: Hey Pete I gotta ask you something.
Peter: What is that I hear? The ga-ga-ga-ghost of someone who's dead to me?
Danny: He thinks I'm Jewish.
Peter: Well I can see that. You do complain about the air conditioning a lot.
The only downside of being a woman who can make her own decisions is that you have to make good decisions.
I'm not drunk officer. I am under the influence of drugs, so the jokes on you this time.
Man caves are for such whipped losers.
Peter
I don't roll G rated. I'm hard R son!
Peter
Lisa: You shouldn't be allowed to tell anyone when you do something good.
Peter: Exactly, I have been saying that for so long. Like there's this charity that I just started giving money to, it's for um...I'm not gonna tell you. It's Jump Ropes For Fat Kids! Feels good to get it out.
Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?
Daniel
