You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.

Danny

I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.

Danny

Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.

Peter

Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.

Peter

Rule #1 with a baby, don't use it as a human shield.

Morgan

Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.

We don't need a Kramer and if we needed one, Morgan's more that energy.

Danny

Just make sure the pressure is firm and consistent, like trying to convince your boyfriend to do a couples' costume.

You know I'm not an easy man to impress, unless I'm watching a magic show.

Danny

Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace.
Mindy: Shut up, Linus.

[The plot] is just for me. I don't know how your religion handles this kind of stuff. Don't they let the river just take care of it?

Danny

You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel