Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
Just because I look like Olivia Pope does not mean I know how to disappear a body.
Morgan: Have another hug.
Jeremy: I don't want another hug, I've had four.
Hey bitches, the bi-coastal babe is back. #itshappening.
Pete, why would you abandon us? We changed you from an unemployable pervert, to an employable pervert.
Danny
Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.
Beverly: San Francisco is the worst.
Everyone: YES!
Beverly: Because of all the Chinese.
Everyone: No!
I would like to have everyone's attention. I am also moving. I am moving from the basement of my grandmother's house to the attic.
Morgan
Your dad, huh? So this is who we have to thank for a lifetime of grouchy-ness.
Morgan
Mindy: This isn't one of thos guilt dinners where you guilt everyone is it?
Annette: No. Guilt dinners are only for you and they may need to stop because its getting expensive.
Annette: Bring dessert.
Mindy: Oh, I shouldn't bring dessert, I'll just eat it in the car.
You told ma we'd bring dad and Little Danny to dinner tonight? What the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you just invite a lion, there'd be less carnage!
Danny
We spent 3 weeks debating whether or not we were going to have a scented candle in your bathroom. Which, to your credit, saved our relationship.
