Popular The Mindy Project Quotes
This is not some 2 bit family business where you can store your unemployable family members. This is not 'Wahlburgers.'
Rob
We have a saying in my family. First they make you puke, then they wreck havoc on your birthing canal.
Danny
I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse, I'm not gonna waste it on steel-cut oats.
Oh my God! It's my favorite kind of cake, gigantic.
Mindy: I've got charm and elegance, like a polished debutante.
Jeremy: You forgot your barf bucket.
Your womb is a national treasure. If you could just tweet about my clinic.
Yeah. Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it, I just want to hear someone else say it.
Beverly
Mindy: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Morgan: You've got nice feet.You could pose these on some foot fetish websites.
Mindy: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Of course, I will have to pay this in installments, but if it's good enough for the Puerto Rican guy at the couch store, it's good enough for you.
Lou
I've never felt this guilty before and I'm the one that told DiBlasio not to care what the po-po think.
Tamra
A pregnant, Indian-American woman starting her own business. I'm hoping that they do a documentary series about me.
Dr. Bergdahl: I do want to apologize to you, Tanya, and you, Merlin, and especially you, Madison.
Beverly: Well it's about time you learned our names.
