She seemed really sincere, like when she tells me she hates my make up.

Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.

Peter

You leave me to pick up the pieces. That's why I don't have a husband.

Dot

Mindy: That's right 'cause in this family you gotsa do your chores.
Annette: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help

Annette wants everyone to wash up, especially you Mindy.

Robert

Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.

Ethnic people slap each other all the time. It's like half of reality TV.

Maybe I'll just go, yeah, out in the night into the cold armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.

Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

Rishi, you can not be this little idiot that I have to take care of anymore. Because, spoiler alert, there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.

Danny is not dying. He's the healthiest person I know. His favorite junk food is raisins.

Jeremy

I refuse to work anywhere else. I love being a paralegal here.

Beverly

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel