The Office

The Office Quotes (Page 3)

Season 9 Episode 18: "Promos"

Kevin: This is a documentary? Ohhhh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Long term tractor releases can put pressure on a relationship.
Clark: Yeah, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 17: "The Farm"

Dwight: Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: He used to talk about planting a peanut/grape hybrid...one plant, one sandwich.
 • Rating: Unrated

Packer: Sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier.
Clark: You didn't actually say that.
Packer: No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeke: You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4". At the end you were 5'1".
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: You had black hair and then grey hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Packer: Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 15: "Couples Discount"

Andy: I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You're back...and you're disgusting.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Nail Salon Worker: Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Bam Andy! How you like me now? I hope as a friend.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 14: "Vandalism"

Dwight: I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 13: "Junior Salesman"

Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

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