By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.

Jim

Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.

If my parents see this, I am toast.

Creed

On this show, all three judges are mean.

Andy

Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.

Oscar

I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.

Dwight

It's not the KGB, but it's a start.

Dwight

No, I don't think he can make it as an actor, but he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it.

Oscar

You're too charactery to be a lead, and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.

Kevin
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